Wednesday, 10 February 2010

hmmm ouch!!!

A few gruesome stories that would make any guy cross his legs; tightly. Both are true.

A friendship between two men turned to tragedy when one bit off and swallowed the penis of the other, resulting in likely loss of liberty for one and the unrecoverable loss of manhood for the other.

Marian Milczarek (53) became embroiled in a fight with his best friend, Wojciech Sowinski,who suffered the loss of his penis, having it bitten off and apparently gulped down by Sowinski in the course of their altercation.

The two men began fighting when an argument over a borrowed trailer escalated into physical violence.  According to Milczarek: “[Sowinki] began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony.”

Medical technology has advanced to the degree that a severed penis can be reattached upon successful recovery of the organ and timely surgery.

However, a subsequent search by police and emergency medical staff failed to yield up the missing male member. Police suspect that Sowinski may have eaten it, having probably consumed it during their fight.

“If we’d had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,” said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Milczarek is recovering.

Sowinski is now facing a 10 year prison sentence for the assault.

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A man took a pair of scissors and snipped off his own member after a falling out with his girlfriend. As he attempted to preserve it for posterity, doctors later managed to sew it back on.

After an argument with his girlfriend over her not moving in with him, he returned home and there cut off his manhood, apparently as he wished to be done with women entirely.

The man (37) was found bleeding on the floor, and was soon conveyed to hospital. Doctors, having discovered that, for some reason even he cannot explain, he had put his severed penis on ice, then managed to reattach the member.

It is not clear whether the self-castrator will regain full use of the unwanted appendage, or indeed whether he is happy about still having it.

Police explain the failed eunuch’s situation: “He told us that apparently he did not need his penis since his girlfriend didn’t want to move in with him – after two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women.”

Regarding his mysterious refrigeration of his lost manhood, police have this to say: “This was one wise thing that he did, if we can at all speak about wisdom in a situation like that.”

Russia actually has a long history of this sort of thing, thanks to the extensive activities of the Christian cult of the Skoptsy, whose members would cut off their genitals and breasts in order to rid themselves of temptation…

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A lady had an orgasm so intense that she vaginally trapped her husband’s penis inside her for over two hours, causing the pair to be hospitalised and nearly costing the husband his manhood.

The couple, Ivan (56) and Valentina (51), had apparently received a copy of the Kama Sutra, the traditional Indian sex manual well known for some challenging positions, as a joke birthday present they say.

Undaunted and doubtless aroused, the pair opted to try out some of the positions detailed in the book; after much joyful experimentation, they reached “Indrani”, a position where the lady lies on her back with her knees brought up to her chest and legs spread, allowing the man read access.

The position proved effective and Valentina soon climaxed intensely, involuntarily contracting the muscles of her vagina vigorously as a result.

So tightly did she contract that Ivan could not so much as withdraw his penis; worse yet, the contraction persisted, and the couple vainly struggled to free themselves for two hours.

It soon became apparent that they were in serious difficulty, and would require medical assistance.

An ambulance soon arrived, and first responders described the terrible scene they were confronted with:

“We couldn’t help laughing looking at them. The two lovers, who were not young at all, were stuck in such a position!”

Doctors soon realised the man could be in danger of a most unfortunate injury:

“We had to hurry because the swelling of the man’s sex organ had begun. We called our best surgeons, but the man somehow escaped!”

It seems the prospect of the tender ministrations of the surgeons persuaded Ivan to get loose. He apparently fled the scene without debilitating injury, and doctors found only a bleeding Valentina.

The surgeons operated on her, and she escaped significant injury, though clearly the pride of both will not soon be recovering.

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A man (42) who visited a park in the dead of night to engage in nude exercise, and then decided to have sex with some park furniture became trapped in the attempt, we hear. His member became so engorged with blood that he could no longer withdraw himself; it took all the efforts of emergency services to release him.

The man seems to have been inspired whilst engaged in a spot of nude midnight exercise; he visited the park at 11pm, stripped off all his clothes for some reason, and began exercising vigorously. He became excited. Seeing no option but to relieve his tension using the very fixture he was excersing on, he lay on it and inserted himself, and thence became trapped.

The fixtures in question were established some years ago in order to perform sit-ups on; each plate was made of iron, being 180cm by 60cm, and they were perforated with holes of some 3cm in diameter to allow drainage of rainwater…

Realising the potentially emasculating, and definitely agonising nature of his plight, he cried desperately for assistance, and eventually the fire brigade was summoned to render aid, which they did promptly (pictured above).

It was not so simple as this however; he could not be withdrawn due to the swelling, and in his agonies there was apparently little they could do for him other than tie him down and wait for medical assistance. Medical personnel soon arrived, and administered painkillers, and an ice pack to his member; this eventually allowed his excitement to subside, and for him to be evacuated to hospital.

But his ordeal did not end there – the man begged witnesses not to take pictures (which we see here), and not to take his name (his name was released in the original report), saying “I won’t be able to look people in the eye again! I’ll not be able to find a job!” The Hong Kong media gleefully reported all these details.

In the end, he was trapped in the park furniture for well over an hour, and when his engorgement eventually showed signs of subsiding, the firemen cut his partner loose with hacksaws, and with ten men carried them both to away to be hospitalised.

A little blood was all that was left of his encounter with the park. We do not hear what became of his partner.

An imaginative use of park furniture, though disturbing questions are raised. Why did he feel the need to undress? Why did he choose a hole in a park when he could have likely made his own uncomfortable 3cm hole anywhere else with no risk? Was it the spur of the moment? Most pressingly, how did he fit himself into such a small hole?

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More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.

The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.

Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.

Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.

However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.

The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.

The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.

We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.

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A man has been hospitalised after biting off his own penis.

The man (26), a resident of Brooklyn, New York, was discovered by police behind a building, bleeding profusely.

He was found to have bitten off the tip (presumably the glans) of his own penis, apparently by contortion.

He is now recovering in hospital. It is not clear what became of the portion of his penis he gnashed off.

Police are frank about the mystifying nature of the case: “How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind.”

He was previously accused of violating a 13-year-old girl, and was later sentenced to two months for misdemeanours.

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A woman has been charged with rape after she threatened to cut off the penis of man unless he had sex with her; when he failed to satisfy her she then scorched his penis with a curling iron.

The woman, a 23-year-old resident of Pennsylvania state, told her 22-year-old male victim she would cut open his penis and watch him bleed to death if he did not have sex with her.

She took the man to her bedroom, where she had sex with him. Not satisfied with his performance, she took a previously heated curling iron and clipped it to his ear, injuring him.

She then told him she would escalate her abuse if he failed to satisfy her; evidently still unsatisfied, she soon clipped the iron to his penis, burning and blistering it.

Her victim visited hospital the next day for treatment, where he reported the matter to police.

Police arrested the woman, who was found to be on probation after facing previous charges burglary, robbery and reckless endangerment in relation to an incident with a steak knife.

She now faces additional charges of rape, aggravated indecent assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, terroristic threats and reckless endangerment.

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A woman has been arrested after she tied firecrackers to her boyfriend’s penis whilst he was sleeping and set them off, as she was enraged that he turned down her offer of marriage.

The Russian couple had apparently been dating for two years, and the woman felt confident enough to propose.

However, her boyfriend (33) refused, undiplomatically telling her he would rather return to his first wife and their son.

His girlfriend was infuriated by this, and hatched a plan of incredible viciousness. When her former lover was in the process of moving out to return to his former wife, she invited him to a farewell dinner, there plying him with much food and drink.

Soon he fell asleep, and his jilted lover took her chance to avenge herself. She tied several firecrackers to his penis, and lit them. They exploded with catastrophic effects.

The man was hospitalised immediately and is said to be fighting for his life. It seems probable that he was completely emasculated by the attack.

If he survives, his ex-lover will face a sentence of up to twelve years, though if he dies murder charges seem likely.

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